mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
(via neworrypas)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via yoloconswag)
guys there are 108.4 million blogs. 1.1 Billion dollars. Each blog is $10.15.
We are not that cheap! I mean look at all this fabulous!
I mean the really amazing thing is…that means…if we all paid $10 per blog…/we/ could own Tumblr.
I NEED THIS! hey, my birthday is right around the corner….
this is the chillest soul i’ve seen in awhile.
(via chelbelll)
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
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(via coloredmondays)
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(Source: empirestatebuilding, via thepensieve)
